balance of the world
someone asked, "pak pandir (pp) why do people go in different direction, when they leave their house in the morning?" pp answered without hesistation. "if all of them were to go in the same direction, the balance of the world would be thrown off"
old grave
one day, pp said to his family, 'if I died, bury me in an old grave' 'why', they asked.
'because . . .', pp explained, 'if the angels come, I can tell them that I died years before and have already been questioned. hopefully then, they will return to where they come'
coin oh coin
one night while pak mat was sleeping, he began to have dream. in his dream some people come to him offering him 8gold coins, but pm wanted 10. so he refused the 8coins thinking he would negotiate. suddenly he awoke, and saw that his hands were bare. so he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "orite, I will accept 8coins"
"im afraid you have only got three weeks to live", the doctor told his patient.
"then I'll take the last two weeks of July and the week between christmas and new year's day"
law book
pp was a judge at one time. one day a man came to see him. 'your buffalo has killed mine', he cried. pp shouted, 'IDIOT !! how would the buffalo know that it is a crime to kill another buffalo?? case dismissed !' 'Im terribly sorry', said the man. 'I said it wrong. in fact, my buffalo has killed yours' 'ah, then that is another problem altogether', said pp. 'we'll have to crack open the law book and see what it says'
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eh! wat yu talking?
laughter the best medicine !!
laughter the best medicine !!
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uhuk uhuk :)
nite !
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